ثُمَّ ٱلْجَحِيمَ صَلُّوهُ
I need a father who's a role model,
not some horny geek-boy
who's gonna spray his shorts
whenever I bring a girlfriend home
from school.
My name is Lester Burnham. This is
my neighborhood. This is my street.
This... is my life. I'm forty-two.
Remember those posters that said,
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life?"
Well, that's true of every day except one.
(a beat)
The day you die.
not some horny geek-boy
who's gonna spray his shorts
whenever I bring a girlfriend home
from school.
My name is Lester Burnham. This is
my neighborhood. This is my street.
This... is my life. I'm forty-two.
Remember those posters that said,
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life?"
Well, that's true of every day except one.
(a beat)
The day you die.